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planetfaux:

With the Oxford comma:

"I invited two pop stars, Sam, and Dean."

Without the Oxford comma:

"I invited two pop stars, Sam and Dean."

empathetic-moose:

The way that the corners of Sam’s mouth turns downward before he smiles sometimes is absolutely adorable

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via dutchster)

giphy:

Sometimes you just need a good I’m-throwing-a-virtual-drink-in-your-face GIF (or 7)

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

(via darnni)

(Source: colouredbills, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

amy-in-the-sky-with-amethysts:

lrvin:

fatsuit:

knowledgeandlove:

floral-princex:

amyfacelovesyou:

We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.

BABY

14,000 hypocrites in just a single post

What

I’ve spotted the vegan. 

To be more honest, the asshat vegan.

(via darnni)